Thursday, June 6, 2013
Fanfic written by Kim Hyun Joong
I suddenly rememberd this that's why I'm posting it on the page.
Once Leader said that he wrote a fanfiction about SS501 pairing him and Park Jung Min as a girl in an interview.
The fanfiction was published on the internet and I found the translation.
This is originnaly written by leader himself and this is extremely funny.
It has letters that has been exhanged within two people and also their diary notes.
This is extreme 4Dness so read at your own risk haha..
(and by the way after Jung Min read this... he freaked out! LIKE SERIOUSLY FREAKED OUT!
here's the story
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PART 1
His and Her Letters
Hello, Jungmin-ssi.Before I knew, I became 36 years old already.I... mmmm......Since I debuted when I was 20, 16 years have already passed.
Thinking of it now, it's quite funny.It was when I was a kid that I met you.. I mean.The day Jungmin-ssi first met me..That was June 8th, one summer day.
It was my first day of debutand Jungmin was a girl from Ilsan.
I was so nervous that I said I'm going to bathroomand went to the bathroom but the performance was at nightso I had to walk into a dark corridor.
And then I had to keep walking in the darkand Jungmin-ssi's skin was really blackso I thought there wasn't anyone and ended up kissing you.
I think that's when Jungmin-ssi started following me around.
It's really... a weird fate, isn't it??
Thinking on it now,I think Jungmin was a very innocent child.
To think, just because of that reason, for 16 yearsYou're still standing in front of my house....
hhhhhhhh (like creepy snickering...)
At the time, I was a popular idoland now there's only Jungmin-ssi left.
I'm nobody nowand I'm thankful that Jungmin-ssi still wait for me in front of the houseAnd I wonder sometimes... What's so likeable about me..
To Jungmin-ssi,What do you like so much about me?????
It's really funny the way people meet....kkkkkkkkk
Ah!!!! In 2007Do you remember when I went to Japan???
To expand to Japan...At that time Jungmin-ssi told me not to go at the airport..And took out the screw of the airplane wheelSo the take off got 5 hours delayed...
At the time, we were really young kidsBut now you've become a fat middle aged woman.. and me too.ahhhhhhh.
When I think of that time... It makes me laughAnd so I think of it whenever I'm feeling down.
The reason I'm suddenly writing this letterIs because I feel bad that you're still waiting for me in front of the house.
Honestly, I'm not a good writerand this is the first time I'm writing a letter like this so it's awkward.
I'm not a good writer so I'll stop here.
My last fan Jungmin-ssi.....I got the belt you sent me yesterday.I needed a belt so thank you for giving it to me as a present.
I'll stop here.Your eternal celebrityKim Hyun Joong.....
I'll leave my autograph in the mailbox every day....Sending you the 4567th autograph..
Her Letter
Oppa... I mean, Hyunjoong. I'm quite oldand unemployed so I always feel guilty that I'm lying to you.
But my heart still beats fast when I see you.Why does it do that??????
Yesterday I sent a belt through Young Saeng. I don't know if you got it well.I wonder if Young Saeng gave it to you.I'm worried but I trust you got it. kkkk.
I know I don't look that way but in truth...I'm 64 years old. Isn't that amazing????
I try to look youngand tell people I'm 21 but people don't believe me...
I guess you can't lie about your age..Sigh...................................................
Since you don't like long letters, I'll stop here. Bye.Please be cool Hyunjoong in the future... kkkkkYour eternal fan Jungmin..................................And thank you for the autograph.
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PART 2
His and Her Letters
Hello Jungmin-ssi.I've done photoshoots since the morning today and looking at the pictures that came outJungmin-ssi was in all the photos in front of me.When were you sitting in front of me with that smirk????
As expected, Jungmin-ssi is scary.... hhhh
I'm going to Korea this week.You're not following me again, are you????
I know it all. The daily dissing and torturing ofHyungjoon is just so you won't get caught as a fan, right?
I know it all so why don't you try torturing someone else?
Mmmm..... Kyujong?????Youngsaeng?????Since it doesn't like you'll torture me since you like me...I'll give up on that..
Ah!!!You can sleep without ear plugs and eye covers now.Because I'm going to be moving.To a room that'll take about... 19 seconds to walk from Jungmin-ssi's room.So I guess I can't play the guitar that Jungmin-ssi likes for you anymore.Please don't cry because I'm moving.
Gasp!!! Even now, you were watching me from behind me.In panic I changed the browser window.....Fortunately, you didn't see me write.If you saw it, you would have hit me again because you like me too much. - -I'll stop writing now..Ah! And I'll give the belt back to you.It was too big because it was previous used by Jungmin-ssi.
Your celebrity, Kim Hyunjooong.
Hers.
Hello, Hyunjoong-ssi.It's me Jungmin. Even just now, I ate and then went to your room.And then I panicked and closed the door for you without saying anything.
Before, instead of eating at the table togetherI ate on my own in the room while on the computer, right?There were 16 pieces of chickenAnd I wanted attention so I said I'll just take a little bitand took just the 6 drumsticks. I'm sorry.
Before Kyujong and Hyungjoon and YoungsaengI wanted to get Hyunjoong-ssi to eat first.So I separated out the meats and put them in the contact lenses.Eat lots and practice hard.
Ah!! I gave you the wrong belt.That's the one I was using beforeSo it's probably 56 inches... I'm sorry.
Ah~~ I'm slowly becoming hungry..I should eat soon. What should I eat?
I guess I'll have a simple meal of 24 sushiand 4 ramen and 56 dumplings.
It's not really enough but since it's late at night... I'll get fat.Bye.
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PART 3 His and Her Letters
Ah~~~ Long time no see.You've been well, right?????
I've been to Korea.Since I came back after about.... 5 years...Mmm... I'm sorry.Have you been well for the 5 years??
I secretly got married in Korea.I knew that if I got married in Japan, Jungminssi would burn the wedding hall.I know Jungmin-ssi is the kind of person who would even put on firethe Korean Gas Association's main office when she's angry...
I'm on the plane going to Japan with my wife.
Ah! I'm sorry but I moved the home in Japan.To somewhere Jungmin-ssi doesn't know. In case you already found outI temporarily prepared two houses.So I can run away at any moment. I know you're angry.
But under the tuxedo at the weddingI wore the belt that Jungmin-ssi gave me... so forgive me.
I'll pray that Jungmin-ssi would also meet someone nice and live a happy life.I'll stop here... and this may be the last letter......Since I've now become the core of a family........
But still your eternal oppa.
Hers.
^^Don't worry.I went to Korea too and went to the wedding. ^^At the beginning I was a little sad and cried every dayand didn't eat and stuffBut now I've snapped out of it and diligently dug for gas in DubaiAnd now I've really~~~~~
become a billionaire.
Now I'm in the business of selling weapons to U.S. and Russia.
In the shed at my home I have tanks and.. Mmmm.. What else was there....Tomahawk missiles and AK rifles and mmmm..... stuffHummers and anyway, there are lots of toys like these.
Ah! In the swimming pool,I have Aegis Combat system and aircraft carriers.. Hehe.
To have collected all these things... I must have become immature in my old age.
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PART 4
His and Her Letters
This may be just coincidentalBut I accidentally fired the Tomahawk missileAnd a house in Nagoya blew up. T.T
But coincidentally the owner's name was Kim Hyunjoong-ssi.I'm sorry.... I'll pay for the damages.
And one more thing!!! What's even more amazing is that coincidentally,the person moving to the house next to me alsohas the life of Kim Hyunjoong.. Really.. amazing, amazing.
So I think I'll follow around that person who's moving beside me.
Hyunjoong-ssi. Have a happy life in Korea.Don't worry about me.....
Goodbye my love...
I should go and buy more sniper rifles.Bye...~~ I'll be back after shopping~~~
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PART 5 - LAST PART
One day in year 2060... The World War 3 seemed to have started.Centered somewhere in Japan...
His Diaries..
Ah... Where could this be? After regaining consciousnessafter hearing the explosion and the house collapsedThe TV that was on faintly said that World War 3 has started and then turned off.Where could my wife be..?Ah~~~~~~~~ I really don't know what's going on.I need to get out through that hole that I see 400 meters above me... but there's nothing.All I have for food is the 100 boxes of ramen that I've hidden... What should I do?
Year 2060, April 3rd.
It's been one week. The sound of explosions still continue above me.So that I won't forget the passing of time, I will record the days and write diaries.I will survive for sure.
Year 2062, April 3rd.
What is this... anxious feeling? It's been two years since I swore to myself I'll get out.Eating just the ramen crumbles for the past 2 years makes my tummy hurt.My hair have gotten so long that I roll it up and use it as a pillow and I use my beard as a blanket.Ah... I want to wash.Above ground, the sounds of war continue on.
Year 2062, May 1st.
I was almost dying today... but~~~~ From somewhereI followed the sound of running water andI found a hose with hot water. I can eat boiled ramen instead of dried ramen now.Thank you God.
Year 2063, December 5th
Ah. It's so cold. It must be winter. Fortunately, I could melt the snow and drink cold water instead of the hot water.When will the war end and when will I be able to get out of here... It's really agonizing.Please help, God.The food storage remaining is 34 boxes of ramen.
Year 2064, August 8th.
Oh, my... It's summer already. I'm dying from heat.That bastardly hot water pours out now that it's summer.Ah~~~ It's hot. There's not much ramen left. The hair is now 10 meters longso I wove it with the beard to make a tent.I want to get out. I want to see the wife............ Wife.. Are you even alive?
Year 2064, October 1st.
The ramen have run out. Sigh................I guess I die now. I'm getting faint.. Mmm... Oh~!!From somewhere, I hear cries of help. Ah... I hear it every day these days.Am I hallucinating........? Will I fall just like this.The remaining food is 0 ramen.
Year 2064, October 23rd.
I'm now a goner...... I couldn't escape the 400 meters undergroundand I persisted for 4 years... The ramens that protected me andthe hot water that tortured me, Goodbye, I'm going..........Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see something shiny over there. What is it....?This is... the belt I got as a present from Jungmin-ssi......Really.. It reminds me of the old days. Sigh................ If I had married Jungmin-ssi then,It wouldn't have come to this at least..... Ah~~~~ Is this where my destiny ends...?But is that a saving light....? A rope is coming down.I'm losing my consciousness..... Losing... los..ing.................
Her Diaries.
Year 2060, Febuary 6th.
Today, I put enough explosives around Hyunjoong-ssi's house to make the house collapse about 400 metersand now I'm really tired. Mmmm.... I'm sorry but..For betraying me... He needs to pay..... Hehe.I'm hungry. I should order some Chinese food for night snacks~~~Mmm.. 435-3*** ~~~ Hello? is that Myungwonkwan?Ah, right~~~ I'm in Japan now....... Mmmm... But I'm hungry....I guess I'll simply have to cook some ramen in the bathtub.
Year 2060, March 26th.
I bought a bit of land and the TV station... and broadcasted in this district that there's a World War 3.The land too... I bought the whole district.It's okay since I still have money I made in Dubai... ^^Heheheh... Today, I kidnapped Hyunjoong-ssi's wife and hit her a few timesAnd she says she's leaving for Korea because she's scared. So I... sent her there by express post.I recorded her crying too... Should I start the fireworks now...?3....2.....1... Ah, right... before I do that, I should eat rice with the remaining broth in the bathtub~~^^@#$%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%#@#%$@%#Ah~~ That was good. Nos.. 3...2...1... Mmm. As expected, with the land sinking, Hyunjoong-ssi goes down too. kk.
Year 2062, April 5th.
I've been watching with a telescope and... Mmmm.. Hyunjoong-ssi's hair's gotten much longer so he uses it as a pillow to sleep.. kkHis survival abilities are the best. ^^ As expected of my ideal man. ^^But is it really okay to keep living just eating ramen...? I should send him some hot water tomorrow.Today, I'll shoot my gun near the hole when I read.. to go with the World War 3 atmosphere. ^^
Year 2063, December 24th.
Mmmm.... Really to that extent... Hmm... So tenacious. As expected of my ideal man...^^Today is Christmas eve and I want to give a present to Hyunjoong-ssi....I didn't have anything to give, so I'll just give him lots of hot water~~^^Let's open up the faucet a bit~~^^ Please accept, here goes the hot water~~~Ah, it's cold............It snowed a lot today... Hm... I should make some patbingsoo (shaved ice).. Ah.. Sounds yummy. ^^
Year 2064, September 24th.
It's almost there now~~ I'll throw the casette with the wife's voice over~~there.kkk. He must be reaching the limit now~~~^^Hyunjoong-ssi. Keep going just a bit longer. I'm sorry. Aja, aja, fighting~~^^Ah, right. Today is Chuseok.... I should make rice cakes~~~ It's bothersome..Today, I should just read a poem.Title.Hole in ground.
That huge hole in groundYou're not a hole in ground of vengeancebut love's hole in ground.With my whole heart, hole in ground (goodungie) and not maggots (goodugie)I want to eat maggots too.Mmm...... I should go eat maggots.....^^ Sounds yummy.. Hehe..
Year 2064, October 22nd.
The last stage, let's throw the belt down~~ So he would miss me. ^^Shooo~~~~~~~~~ Ahh~~~ It's going down so well.If you regret and think of me after looking at the belt, I'll pull you up.10 minutes later..............Wow~~ You're regretting and missing me~~ I'll pull you up now.Hold this rope~~~ honey~~~^^
When he opened his eyes, Jungmin-ssi was smiling...............He cried as he told Jungmin that he loves her and the two got married.He has now become a great businessmen in ramen business and made lots of moneyand bought lots of land and........
....is collecting weapons.
Kim Hyun Joong's Childhood Story (SS501-Leader)
Kim Hyun Joong's Childhood Story
(Hyun Joong mother's interview)0-4 yrs old, as long as Hyun Joong was lost in the park, it must be because he ran to the singer performance stage.
Since Hyun Joong was born, he was very popular among the neighbours because of his big eyes, sharp intuition and cleverness.
One day, in my dream, all in a sudden, I dream of a truck fully loaded with radish driving passed me. There was a huge radish which was of the size of the truck. Withing my apron on, I ran after the truck, trying to catch the big radish. The radish rolled into my apron and I fell down onto the floor. This was the largest radish I had ever seen in my entire life. I was very surprised. Just when I tried to lift up the radish to take a look, I woke up from my dream. I felt very strange: "Is this a sign that I am pregnant?" Therefore, I went to the hospital for checkup. The doctor told me: "Congratulations!". Indeed, I was pregnant!
Hyun Joong started to walk when he was 9 month old. Before this, although he can sit alone, he couldn't climb, the family members were worried that he might be slow to learn walking. However, he omitted the climbing stage and advanced to the walking stage. All the family members were shocked.
During his 1 year old birthday, he would offer his birthday steam rice cake for the guests to eat. During the Toljabee* event, in order to let him choose the pencil and book, the family members purposely placed both items right in front of him, instead, he chose the brush which was placed beside those items. Hyun Joong started speaking and counting very fast, but he was most interested to sing, dance and play games.
(*Note: Toljabee event is used to predict the child's future. In this case, Hyun Joong picked the brush which symbolizes that he will become a scholar.)
Since being newly wed up to now, our family has been living nearby the SongpaGu
Olympic park. Every weekend, there would be a lot of singers performing there.
When bringing Hyun Joong and his elder brother who is 1 year older than him to
the park for a stroll, both children would be very happy.
Hyun Joong even got lost a few times, I panicked and searched all over the park, eventually he was always found at the stage where the singers were performing.
Hyun Joong even got lost a few times, I panicked and searched all over the park, eventually he was always found at the stage where the singers were performing.
Once, the dance group "Seo
Tai-ji and boys" were singing 'I Know' in the park, Hyun Joong actually
ran up to the stage to dance. He even played games with the other singers on
stage and laughed happily. Hyun Joong was excellent in his studies, it had
never come to my mind that he will become an artist. However now that I started
to think, he seems to be different from other kids since childhood.
Kim Hyun Joong excelled in studies when young, had never thought of being a star
Kim Hyun Joong excelled in studies when young, had never thought of being a star
5 - 9 years old, childhood time Kim Hyun Joong
From kindergarten, Hyun Joong had shown his multiple talents. Solving math sum very fast and drew well. Also, learned to speak and recognized words very fast. His elder brother who was 1 year older than him would always sit still to learn. However, Hyun Joong was the kind of child who could play almost everything but yet could still learn well at the same time.
We were worried that both children would feel pressured from learning, therefore, we always let them get in touch with nature more often. In order to celebrate their starting of primary school life, our family went for a tour in Jeju Island. During that time Hyun Joong rode on a horse which was many times taller than him and refused to come down. Seeing this, the people around praised him for being so wonderful. During weekends, we always brought the children to fish. This is why until now, if he felt pressured from his artist work, Hyun Joong will always go fishing alone.
Starting from 2nd year of primary school, Hyun Joong became the class representative. He always handled his own things meticulously. Waking up right after his little alarm clock rang at 6am in the morning on time, completing all his home work by himself. When we visited his school, his class teacher always praised him: "Hyun Joong was very fast in learning. He would not have a problem to enroll into Seoul University."
At that time, we thought Hyun Joong would use his learning ability to be successful in his career, we had never thought that he would be an artist.
Actually, starting
from 2nd to 4th year of his Primary school, Hyun Joong participated in the
Mathematic Olympic Competition and he always won the Gold medal. He also always
won in art competition. His medals were so many until it could fill up an
entire box. His result was always ranked 1st in the class and often rank 1st or
2nd in the whole school.
To prevent him from being singled out by his friends, we also sent him for extra tuition classes to learn calligraphy and Hanja. Even in the tuition center, he was always top in the class. When still in the lower primary years, Hyun Joong already obtained the certificate for level 3 Hanja qualification examination. His tuition center teacher praised: "Hyun Joong passed the certification examination even lower secondary students found hard to pass." Our family members were also shocked.
Hyun Joong hide 300 millions won (approximately USD237,000) in a book as a gift for his brother
In junior high school placement test, he was enrolled
scoring the 4th highest result in the entire school. It was in his 3rd year
junior high school when he announced that he wanted to be an artist. As his
father was worried that he was too engrossed in his studies, he bought him a
guitar to 'rest his brain', this was the trigger point for him to be an artist.
Hyun Joong started to be engrossed in guitar. Hyun Joong guitar teacher said: "He is very talented, something needed to be learned in 3 years he could master them in 3 months. His guitar teacher once advised his father to let Hyun Joong further his talent in music, but his father was strongly against it.
There after, Hyun Joong formed a band, working part time and performing outside. There's once, the neighbours said: "The day before, the child of that household was delivering fried chicken." Only then the family knew that he worked part time in fried chicken restaurant. We felt that as a man one had to be independent, it is alright to go through hardships, so we didn't stop him from working.
Hyun Joong said: "I would follow my parents' wish to study in arts high school, but I will make every other decisions in future." After joining the high school for 1 year, he voluntary dropped out from school. His father & I said: "Dropping out was your own choice, you have to be responsible for your own decision." He was given only 10 thousand won (USD7.90!) pocket money every month.
Due to Asean financial crisis, our business was affected. We started a fashion business in Dongdaemun. We had to work until 11pm everyday. After getting off from work, I often went to the TGI restaurant which my son worked to secretly watch my son working for around 1 hour before returning home.
During winter, while waiting for my son to come back home, I kept looking out for him from the window. At around 1am, looking at my son making his way through the knee height snow with much difficulties, I felt pain in my heart. In spite of that, I didn't want him to see my sorrow and always turned off the lights to pretend that everybody had fallen asleep.
Hyun Joong started to be engrossed in guitar. Hyun Joong guitar teacher said: "He is very talented, something needed to be learned in 3 years he could master them in 3 months. His guitar teacher once advised his father to let Hyun Joong further his talent in music, but his father was strongly against it.
There after, Hyun Joong formed a band, working part time and performing outside. There's once, the neighbours said: "The day before, the child of that household was delivering fried chicken." Only then the family knew that he worked part time in fried chicken restaurant. We felt that as a man one had to be independent, it is alright to go through hardships, so we didn't stop him from working.
Hyun Joong said: "I would follow my parents' wish to study in arts high school, but I will make every other decisions in future." After joining the high school for 1 year, he voluntary dropped out from school. His father & I said: "Dropping out was your own choice, you have to be responsible for your own decision." He was given only 10 thousand won (USD7.90!) pocket money every month.
Due to Asean financial crisis, our business was affected. We started a fashion business in Dongdaemun. We had to work until 11pm everyday. After getting off from work, I often went to the TGI restaurant which my son worked to secretly watch my son working for around 1 hour before returning home.
During winter, while waiting for my son to come back home, I kept looking out for him from the window. At around 1am, looking at my son making his way through the knee height snow with much difficulties, I felt pain in my heart. In spite of that, I didn't want him to see my sorrow and always turned off the lights to pretend that everybody had fallen asleep.
After passing the trainee singer interview, my son would return home only when he was given time off. In order to be a trainee, his pocket money was always not enough. Often, he came back starving by public bus. There were many times, he didn't even have the transportation fee and had to walk home. Despite that, Hyun Joong had never once asked for money from us.
But his love for his family members is extremely deep. When his brother who was studying in America decided to dropped off from his university due to lacking of school fees, Hyun Joong told his brother: "Brother, please read this book." and gave him a novel as a present.
When his brother opened up the book to read, he found a 300 million won cheque hidden in the book. His brother gave his father a call mentioning that no matter how he counted he couldn't believe the cheque amount. It was beyond our imagination that while being a trainee singer, he could still carefully save so much money. Ever since he enrolled into the university (Kyonggi University Digital Music faculty), we never worried about him.
Both of us always told him: "Pray before doing something". Although Hyun Joong said: "Since now elder brother is serving in the army, you can rely on me. Therefore, in the future, don't work in Dongdaemum anymore." We hope that not only he can be a singer but also be able to form a family of his own and be responsible. With this, we have no other extravagant hopes.
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